Speaking two languages in a sentence because you’re a multicultural bastard.

whatsdrarryeh:

azuria518:

I would marry the hell out of the guy who dressed like this….

Holy fucking shit I think I just came. I want all of these, now

well thanx to tumblr my expectations in a man just went up!

(Source: thirteenthfaeriestyle)

ALL THE TIME!…but than i just run and beg mom to come kill it

When there is someone you like it’s like your eyes always seem to be fixated on him/her

xxtokyogirlxx:

Wow this is so amazing! *U* I want this skirt WANTS

When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you tell them to get you your favorite thing to eat

You can’t wait for them to get home 

and you wait nd wait like

then they get home and you’re like

& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for

& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like 

 ”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”

& their like 

“Ohh shoot! i forgot! next time honey”

& you’re just like

(Source: cookiemonster2o4o)

yaaa its greatt…unless someone notices and you never cut your hair -_-

(Source: justlittlethings)

its the dust bunnies! :D

woow i wish i knew how to capture my fish’s movements like this

(Source: mezd)

(Source: amillionsmilesuntilisleep)